If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
We all just in here cause we took a wrong turn going to church. Listen. What you did or didn’t do, that shit’s irrelevant now.
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."
If i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
I feel like this gifset is missing someone important: